Archive - To the Bed

A Guitarist Crawled Into My Vagina

He might never leave.

Jul 8

June 2025

May 2025

ChatGPT Is My New Relationship Coach

It's actually.... really.... good?

May 1

April 2025

I Broke The Dating "Rules"

And I'm very glad I did, thanks.

Apr 22

March 2025

Sayonara, A/C repairman

Mar 31

In Defense of Short Men

Our obsession with height is just patriarchy.

Mar 23

So *This* Is Great Sex

Mar 9

February 2025

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